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Today I'm really wanting to hear from anyone at Washington University. Email me.23.8
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A relaxing week staying with my parents. The pictures are of sunny Eccleshall along with some of Bloomsbury yesterday.
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Tragic to see what the people of Boscastle have gone through last week. It's been a regular holiday destination since I was a kid. For reasons too complicated to explain, my mother was once known locally as the 'Boscastle Loony'. Unfortunate turn of phrase on the trailer for the comedy series set in a Cornish village which is about to start: "You know us Cornish, we go with the flow...". This is a picture of the big rock at the end of harbour which bears a striking resemblance to Queen Victoria.
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I laughed out loud when I came across this on dogbomb - great stuff."I was given a pedo-meter recently. Someone thought it would help my fitness.
I reset this contraption, and did a simple walk down to the local shop and back. I eagerly checked out the little digital display on the front of my meter... one-hundred-and-sixty-two!
I had no idea I was living so close to so many kiddy-fiddling bastards. I'll be moving out of the area as soon as possible.
Thanks to the guy who gave me the pedo-meter. I'll certainly be improving my fitness by kicking the hell out of the pedophiles in the area."
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A very enjoyable day with my new friend Adam in Soho. Lots of chat, drinking wine and good fun. I still don't quite understand what Adam does for a living but I'm hoping he's going to go explain all to me next week.12.8
Whenever I meet up with Jonny mad stuff happens. Last time, following a meal in soho, we ended up in an underground studio watching Paul McCartney's unfinished secret works. We spent tonight in the company of Jonny's friend Aldo who owns a few restaurants around town. He was a charming chap and his grub was great.9.8
A fantastic few days away down in Brighton. A lot of relaxing, reading and paddling. I have to admit to having a great time at a Big Brother party on Friday night where Tim really entered into the fun by dressing as Nadia. On Saturday night we had a great laugh with a group of students that we met in a trendy bar near Preston Park.While I was down there I read The Restraint of Beasts by Magnus Mills which follows the life of three fencers from Scotland as they travel around erecting fences, eating sausages and accidentally killing people. If you enjoy Kafka you should get yourself a copy. Click for pictures.
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My dream has come true - we made it onto Chavscum. When Tim, Rebecca and I stayed with my parents last week I thought it would be fun to dress as chavs, pull funny faces and photograph each other. It worked.
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Graffiti artist Banksy revealed his latest work in Clerkenwell tonight. He's great.
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We are off to the sun for some laughter and fun
We’ve got two weeks away on a summer holiday
We are going by plane down to beautiful Spain
And as we travel along we will sing this happy song:Stamp your feet
Bang your head
Eat pineapple
Wet your bed
Drop your pants
Sniff some glue
Booze and shag and go to looBooze and shag, go to loo
That is what we’re gonna do
Booze and shag, go to loo
That is what we’re gonna doStamp your feet
Clap your hands
Get your bottom full of sand
Get your head painted blue
Booze and shag and go to loo
That is what we’re gonna do
Booze and shag, go to loo
That is what we’re gonna do
Booze and shag and go to loo1.8
A great, relaxing day in Acton at Sam's followed by a drunken evening at the Ealing Jazz Festival, which Ian tells me is referred to as the Ailing jazz festival in some circles. Well, we had a great time. I'm not a natural cat lover, but who could resist Sam's lovely pussy?
