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We've got a great little drinking hole close to work called The Dovetail that serves a massive selection of authentic Belgian beers in lady glasses. That was the first stop on our company night out. It started by playing drinking games (with 9% proof beer), everyone singing Whitney Houston's 'Children' acapella style at the tops of their voices and female staff members lifting their shirts to compare breasts. As the night went on, one person fell over as she star-jumped down the street in Soho, another fell down steps to a nightclub and Dave was forced to order twelve 'cocksucking cowboys' in a gay bar. The night ended with one person losing their bag, Dave breaking his phone, losing his cashcard, and being caught by his neighbour as he broke into his own house and Sally getting back home to find she had no food in the house and eating a bagel topped with cat food.
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